Lyrics

Verse 1
Yeah Ricki’s high falutin’, wears the best stuff money can buy,
With that killer bod and gorgeous face, she can take her pick of any guy.
The kind that lights the room up, she’s got it all going on,
But if you look a little bit closer you’ll see she ain’t no natural blonde.
It’s just a tiny crack in the armor, of an otherwise perfect ten,
That killer blonde on the surface deep down is a brunette.

Chorus 1
Yeah I’m a little bit jealous of Ricki, all us average girls are,
She’s a brainiac more beautiful than an A-list movie star.
Volleyball captain in college, snagged a big-dog job in town,
But she’s got a tiny imperfection, her hair is really mousy brown.
Yeah, she’s a bona fide head turner, she rocks it, she's the bomb,
But even though no one talks about it, Ricki ain’t no natural blonde.
Uh-huh, Ooh-ya.

Verse 2
OK, maybe I’m being petty, after all, she’s sweet and kind,
She’ll give you the shirt right off her back, show up when you’re in a bind.
She checks all the boxes, no doubt she’s legit,
And I don't mean to gossip but even Ricki keeps a little secret.
I saw an old yearbook on the bottom of her bookshelf,
Before the chemicals and the hair salon she was definitely a brunette.

Chorus 2
Yeah I’m a little bit jealous of Ricki, all us average girls are,
She’s a brainiac more beautiful than an A-list movie star.
Volleyball captain in college, snagged a big-bucks job in town,
But she’s got a tiny imperfection, her hair is really mousy brown.
Yeah, she’s a bona fide head turner, she rocks it, she's the bomb.
But even though no one talks about it, Ricki ain’t no natural blonde.
Uh-huh Ooh-ya

Bridge
While she’s playing the blonde bombshell with low-cut tops and “hey-y’alls”,
That Blake Lively glow comes from Sally’s Beauty store at the mall.
As for me I was born with hair golden as the sun,
But the problem is the Good Lord forgot to give me all the other stuff.

Chorus 3
OK I’m a little bit jealous of Ricki, all us average girls are,
She’s a brainiac more beautiful than an A-list movie star.
Volleyball captain in college, snagged a big-dog job in town,
But she’s got a tiny imperfection, her hair is really mousy brown.
Yeah, she’s a bona fide head turner, she rocks it, she's the bomb.
But even though no one talks about it, Ricki ain’t no natural blonde.
Uh-huh Ooh-ya

Outro
But if we’re being honest, Ricki ain’t no natural blonde.
Uh-huh Ooh-ya, No she ain’t no natural blonde